Initial few days' impressions

Our office has quite a few pedestal fans along the sides. And my first achievement in my new workplace was to synchronise the two fans beside me to always keep one side of me breezy.

***

The computer that has been allotted to me right now doesn't have Word or Excel or Powerpoint functioning properly. God's sign couldn't be more obvious.

***

Giving free food to me is a big mistake. Especially when the food is good.

***

I was mistaken about the size of the company. The total number included the cleaning staff, accounts guy, and the security.

***

I am going to be squeezed dry. I am looking forward to it.